May 2012
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
“Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever the fuck you were going to do anyway.”
– Robert Downey Jr. (via blowingkissestoyou)
